The Daily Ryan, Only at Sporkles

Some people you follow because they are interesting. And some people you follow because they are hot. We at Sporkles think that, occasionally, the hot can be interesting. And so we promise a daily update of the life of Ryan Reynolds, starting today.

All About Ryan

Today's Daily Ryan concerns news regarding Ryan's latest divorce from blonde harpy Scarlett Johansson. Apparently, while on the set of The Green Lantern, Ryan would complain that Miss Scarlett would "treat him badly" and made him "beyond sad and depressed." Of course, Sporkles now has no choice but to ban Scarlett Johansson from her fabulous domain forever till the end of time.

Also, Ryan Reynolds is single.

Joan Rivers Insults Julie Taymor, Has Sex with Reeve Carney (Probably), Lands Front Page of the Times

The Immortal Joan Rivers decided she needed fresh standup material and went trolling backstage at Julie Taymor's Chocolate Factory  where she suggested Miss Moneypit-Genius "hire a stunt person to fall on someone every three or four weeks -- that'll keep audiences showing up." When Julie made a strained face, Rivers followed up "Of course, someone's told you that before."

"No, you're the first." And Julie walked away, presumably to brain damage more actors in order to fulfill her glorious vision.

Reeve Carney was there too. Julie saw his band at a bar once and told him he was Spiderman. Just. Like. That.

Life's about as fair as the Yale admissions process. Still, it goes on.

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